The Lemony Snicket Prize for Noble Librarians Faced withAdversity. "The prize will be a generous amount of cash from Mr. Snicket's
disreputable gains [$3000, plus up to $1000 travel], along with an odd,
symbolic object from his private stash, and a certificate, which may or may not
be suitable for framing."
If you are facing adversity (particularly of the intellectual freedom variety), consider nominating yourself!